Saturday, Jim Harbaugh kept his promise and got a Michigan tattoo in honor of their national championship season. The coach - who has never gotten a tattoo before… now has “15-0” underneath a Blue block M emblazoned on upper right arm.

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Taylor Swift's new album, the "Tortured Poets Department" came out this weekend to largely glowing reviews... but one magazine chose to print their less than glowing review "anonymously" - lest the critic suffer the wrath of Taylor's fan's "The Swifties".

- So let me get this straight... A bunch of 18 year olds can SHUT DOWN a U.S. University by harrassing and intimidating fellow students and the University does NOTHING ... Meanwhile a MUSIC REVIEWER won't admit he doesn't like a TAYLOR SWIFT SONG because he's afraid he's gonna make a bunch of 16 year old girls MAD???

- Do you think maybe the inmates are running the asylum???

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A Swedish company has launched a new app which lets its users earn money by reporting wrongly parked cars.

- There's only one problem. Being Swedish, the app is made by IKEA... and you have to put it together before you can use it.

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According to a new report, Legal sales of marijuana and marijuana products -- like edibles -- reached an estimated $30 billion in 2022.

- Put that in your pipe and smoke it! (Or eat it... as the case may be).

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According to a new poll, 75% of voters think the cost of living in the United States is rising.

- The other 25% could answer the poll because they were on their way to their third job.

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A new survey finds that the average New Yorker eats 111 bagels each year.

- And with violent crime on the rise, more and more people are taking the Lox off those bagels and putting them on their front doors.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Tuesday!

-Dick