More than 30 million people will spend an estimated $480 million on Halloween costumes FOR THEIR PETS this year.

- I don’t care what you dress them up as, they’re still gonna rub their butts on the carpet and pee on the rug.

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A website named EatThisNotThat.com says the worst Halloween candy for your waistline is Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup Minis.

- That’s why health conscious kids LOVE Trick or Treating at my house! The ladles of soup I give away have no added sugar!

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The man who plays Big Bird & Oscar the Grouch is retiring from Sesame Street this week after 50 years.

- Luckily, playing Big Bird gave him the opportunity to put away a really substantial Nest Egg.

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SPOILER ALERT!

In last night’s debut episode of “The Connors”, viewers found out that Roseanne Barr’s character died from an Opioid overdose.

- After watching the show in the Prison Break Room Bill Cosby warned his cellmate, “See… It’s always the pills that getcha in trouble”.

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A South Carolina woman forced her husband to get her name tattooed on his crotch after she caught him cheating.

- What’s the big deal? … Asked John Wayne Bobbitt.

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This just in… It’s “National 4 Prunes Day”! The day set aside to celebrate the habit of eating 4 prunes a day to help with… um… digestion.

- And now back to our Regular programming.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Thursday!

-Dick