Hillary Clinton officially announced her run for the 2016 Presidential election in a video she posted on YouTube Sunday.
- In a related story...Bill Clinton spent Sunday WATCHING videos other women posted on MyBoobs.
The White House has installed a "Gender Neutral" bathroom featuring both a urinal and a toilet.
- It's known as the "Bruce Jenner" room.
- With everything going on in the world, it's nice to know Gender Neutral Bathrooms are the administrations #1 priority. And #2.
"Furious 7" was number one at the box office for the 2nd straight week.
- If you haven't seen it... it' just like "12 Angry Men" but with 5 fewer guys who are a lot madder.
Katie Holmes was spotted at Disneyland over the weekend with her 8 year old daughter Suri Cruise.
- She said the Magic Kingdom was a lot like Scientology...except you're allowed to leave.
- Katie posed for a picture with the Seven Dwarfs but, our of habit, made them all stand on crates so they'd look taller than her.
Sources at Buckingham Palace say the Royal Baby will arrive next month.
- Sounds like Prince Harry has scheduled a trip to see Grandma.
A new study found that Obesity may protect people from dementia.
- Researchers came to that conclusion after noticing that no one EVER got lost on their way to the All-You-Can-Eat-Buffet.
A female contestant on "The Bachelor" reportedly broke wind twice on her first date.
- And then they had sex.
Have a great day and I'll see you back here Tuesday!