It's Cinco de Mayo! Translated into English: "A Chance for Americans To Use A Mexican Historical Event As An Excuse To Get Drunk!"
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President Obama took his annual turn as a stand-up comedian at Saturday night's White House Correspondents dinner.
- He hasn't gotten that many laughs since he announced that the Obamacare website would make buying insurance "simple and affordable".
- Joe Biden was there...although he had to sit at the kids' table with Sasha and Malia.
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Speaking of Joe Biden...the VEEP gave the commencement address at Miami Dade College on Sunday.
- The graduates were hoping to get someone more influential in the country, but Kim Kardashian was just too busy with last minute wedding plans.
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Yesterday was "National Star Wars Day".
- It's also known as "Guys-Who-Don't-Stand-A-Chance-In-Hell-Of-Ever-Getting-A-Girlfriend-Day".
- LA Clipper's owner Donald Sterling threw a Star Wars Party, but told his mistress not to bring anyone dressed as Darth Vader.
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V. Stiviano, girlfriend of Donald Sterling, told Barbara Walters that she doesn't believe he's a racist, and will always be his "silly little rabbit", in a TV interview where many people are saying she came off sounding like "an idiot".
- I don't know which Sterling is more embarrassed about: Being labeled a racist or having the whole world know that he calls his mistress his "silly little rabbit".
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Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are teaming up for their first film together since "Mr. and Mrs. Smith."
- In keeping with "Diversity", the film will be called "Mr. & Mrs. Sanchez".
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Have a great day and I'll see you back here Tuesday! And don't forget to check out my latest Podcast #120. Just click here to listen!
-Dick