Eighteen percent of people in the U.S. say they're at their ideal weight.
- These are the same 18% of people who have fun house mirrors in their bathrooms.
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Democratic Senate Majority Leader, Harry Reid, one of the architects of Obamacare and one of it's staunchest supporters, will exempt some of his staffers from having to use it. They'll be allowed to keep their government insurance plans instead.
- So apparently when Obama said "If you like your insurance plan you can keep your insurance plan" he was talking to four guys in Harry Reid's office.
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Meanwhile the latest problem with the dysfunctional website is that while some people can actually log on, their info isn't being sent to the insurance companies, so people think they have coverage when they don't.
- Big deal. I mean...what's the worse thing that could happen?
- The problem was discovered by an 87-year-old woman who found out the hard way that she didn't have maternity coverage.
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According to a new poll, the approval rating for Congress is 6 percent.
- On the bright side, a whopping 80% of Americans think the guys on "Duck Dynasty" are doing a great job.
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Hollywood execs announced that there will be an R-rated version of the "Fifty Shades of Grey" movie, as well as a NC-17 version for more "delicate" movie-goers.
- There will also be a super duper extreme version rated G...Spot.
- The NC-17 version will be released as "Twenty-Five Shades of Grey" and the G-Spot version will be called "250 Shades of Grey".
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A University of Texas survey found that the top three regrets men have about sex involve not having it with enough women.
- They were going to do the survey at the University of Arkansas but were afraid Bill Clinton's average would throw off the curve.
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Monday night, Seatle Seahawk fans got so rowdy that it registered on a seismometer as a small earthquake.
- The same thing happened at a Dolly Parton concert when she changed bras during intermission.
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Have a great day and I'll see you back here Thursday!
-Dick