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Jeff Bezos and his girlfriend Lauren Sanchez were spotted together having dinner at an NYC restaurant.

- His divorce left him down to only $1,050,000,000… So they went Dutch.

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“Game of Thrones” is being mocked after someone accidentally left a Starbucks cup on a table during a scene in Sunday night’s episode.

- The actress who was sitting right next to the cup, and didn’t mention it, will probably be WORKING at a Starbucks next week.

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Ticket prices for Bill and Hillary’s speaking tour have fallen more than 50% since the tour started last November with some seats selling for under 10 bucks.

- Why that’s just DEPLORABLE!!!

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Tiger Woods cried when Prez Trump presented him with the Presidential Medal of Freedom yesterday.

- Trump cried too… but that was when Tiger refused to let him try on his Green Jacket.

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According to a new poll, Joe Biden has a 32-point lead over his nearest competitor, Bernie Sanders.

- Joe said he can almost smell victory.

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Piers Morgan called out Kim Kardashian for wearing what he called a giant pair of “Spanx” to the Met Gala in NY last night.

- Kim was going to wear a Thong, but she had trouble tying her bedsheets together.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Wednesday!

-Dick

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It’s Got a Scepter!!! Meghan and Harry had a BABY BOY this morning… but haven’t announced his name yet.

- I don’t care what they call him as long as they don’t raise him “Gender Neutral”. He needs to know whether he’s a Prince or a Princess.

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Have you taken a “Belfie” yet??? It’s the new social media craze where you snap and post a pic of your butt from behind.

- Kim Kardashian sprained her arm trying to hold the camera far enough away to get everything in the picture.

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Country Horse was declared the winner of a CRAZY Kentucky Derby when the original winner, Maximum Security was disqualified for improperly changing lanes.

- The horse’s jockey appealed the decision, but he came up short.

- If car drivers were disqualified for improper lane changes there wouldn’t be a single car on 696.

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The White Wine industry is so outraged that smartphones have a Red Wine emoji but not one for white wine - they’re appealing to the “Emoji Board”.

- After the presentation, Board members will vote Yea or Chardo-Nay.

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Madonna says that the reason people aren’t buying her new album is because they’re “punishing” her for turning 60.

- That and the songs are terrible.

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There’s a new relationship trend, “Sologamy”, where people get married to themselves.

- Oh sure, it sounds like fun until you get to the Honeymoon part.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Tuesday!

-Dick

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She’s 4 days past her due date and oddsmakers in London say that while “Elizabeth” and “Diana” are good bets if Prince Harry and his wife Meghan have a girl… there’s a new name gaining traction: “Allegra”.

- Well that’s nothing to sneeze at.

- Insiders say the baby’s official name would be “Allegra Zyrtec Claritin Mucinex Flonase… of Sussex”.

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A professor at Oxford University claims that aliens are already breading with humans on earth.

- I won’t believe it until I see the Paternity Test results on Maury Povich.

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Speaking of Aliens… Larry King is said to be resting comfortably after emergency heart surgery.

- You’d have heart problems too if you had 7 ex-wives.

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A new survey found that one in four Americas say they have no one to confide in.

- Buy an Alexa! She’ll listen to everything you say… Even when you’re not talking to her. (As proof, as I was typing those words, my Alexa came on and for some reason gave me the weather for Farmington Hills. No joke!)

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'The Mueller Report' is now officially a best-seller with just under 42,000 copies purchased online last week.

- It’s available on Amazon in both the Fiction and Non-Fiction sections… depending if your a Democrat or a Republican.

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It’s official! Fox Entertainment says that Jussie Smollett will NOT appear on the upcoming season of “Empire”.

- At last… I can finally sleep at night.

- Jussie can always get work as a Stuntman. He’s good at falling down when someone is paid to pretend-hit him.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Friday!

-Dick

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88 year old Warren Buffet who’s worth $87.3 BILLION says he drinks five cans of Coca-Cola a day, eats McDonald’s chicken nuggets at least three times a week and loves Dairy Queen for dessert.

- So Warren is just like a lot of American men… except for the $87.3 BILLION part.

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The TSA in Alaska announced that it’s legal to board a flight with a large quantity of Moose Excrement.

- So I CAN’T travel with more than 3.4 ounces of shampoo… but I CAN pack a boatload of Moose Poop? Fantastic.

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Oprah said she quit “60 Minutes” because it wasn’t a “good fit” and producers made her practice how to say her own name because it sounded “too emotional”.

- You want “emotional”? Wait til the Producers find out she’s NOT giving them all a free car as a parting gift.

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Anthony Weiner is reportedly shopping a Tell-All book.

- Well, it’ll be more of a “Show-All” book.

- We all knew Weiner would Pop-Up again eventually.

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A survey by TotalJobs found that - in order to eliminate “inappropriate touching” - three out of four people want ALL physical contact banned at work - including handshakes.

- Does that include the traditional “Good Job!” handshake you get from the boss in lieu of a raise?

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A Florida woman was arrested after she posted naked pics of a man’s private parts on all of HIS social media accounts and demanded money to take the photos down.

- He could have avoided the whole thing if he hadn’t taken his PANTS down.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Thursday!

-Dick

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Reigning "Jeopardy!" champ James Holzhauer who has won over $1.3 MILLION in the last few weeks - beat the runner up last night by just 18 Bucks.

- Well, obviously James is not as smart as we thought he was.

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According to a new report, Michael Moore - who says Capitalism is evil - is currently worth $50 MILLION.

- Actually he’s only worth $47 MILLION if you take out the $3 MIL a year he spends on Pizza.

- I always thought the “S” on his Green Cap stood for Michigan State but apparently it stands for “Sausage”.

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Delta Airlines is testing out new coach seats that recline even LESS than the current ones do.

- It’s just in time for their new ad campaign “You’ll Hate To Fly and It Shows!”

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Beto O’Rourke says the world is going to end in TEN YEARS if we don’t take action against Climate Change… TWO YEARS EARLIER than the prediction make by Alexandria Ortega-Cortez.

- He makes AOC sound like an Optimist!

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An appeals court has denied Bill Cosby's latest request to leave prison on bail while he fights his sex-assault conviction.

- So for now it looks like the Coz will be stuck in his CELL-O.

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Chase Bank has apologized for sending out a tweet to customers that suggested ways to save money like making coffee at home and eating food from the fridge instead of going out. Some said it was “Poor Shaming”.

- In my day we called that “Good Advice”.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Wednesday!

-Dick

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Plastic Surgeons say there’s “no doubt” that Joe Biden has had recent cosmetic procedures including Botox, hair transplants and dental veneers.

- So he’s now Officially a member of the “Two-Faced-Politician-Running-For-President” Club.

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A study by the AP found that Cow “Rear End Emissions” are contributing to Global Warming, BUT aren’t nearly as damaging as Cow Burps.

- This is Cow Shaming! The cows can’t do anything right no matter if they’re comin’ or goin’.

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Over the weekend, Hillary Clinton gave a “dramatic reading” of the Mueller report including the alleged Trump quote “Oh my God. This is terrible. This is the end of my Presidency. I'm f---ed.”

- Isn’t that the same thing she said when she woke up November 9, 2016?

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Arnold Schwarzenegger tweeted a pic of his son Joseph graduating from Pepperdine University over the weekend - the son he had with the maid while he was married to Maria Shriver.

- Joseph’s mother didn’t attend the ceremony… She had the weekend off.

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Chicago prosecutor Kim Foxx - who dismissed all 16 charges against Jussie Smolett has been subpoenaed to explain her handling of the case.

- Foxx said if charges are filed she’ll “Beat the Rap”. Jussie offered to hire a couple of guys he knows to do it for her.

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The new Superhero movie “The Avengers: Endgame” pulled in an unbelievable 1.2 BILLION dollars in it’s opening weekend.

- There hasn’t been an opening that big since Alec Baldwin went in for a root canal.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Tuesday!

-Dick

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It’s National Nose-Picking Day (Seriously!)

And to celebrate, I’ve “picked” this week to take a few days off! Thanks.

See you back here Monday!

-Dick

From the Purtan Family to you and yours… Happy Easter!

Have a safe and happy holiday!

-Dick

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In a fractured world – where differences in opinion are cause for name-calling instead of respectful “agree to disagree” acceptance – there came a moment this Holy Week that caused us to stop – or at least pause – and brought us humans back to… well, humanity.

When news broke Monday afternoon that Notre Dame was burning – Notre Dame! The Cathedral - whose foundation stone was laid in the heart of Paris in the year 1163 by believers whose intent it was to build a Monument to God – it seemed like the world ceased turning and held it’s collective breath.

And it wasn’t just Catholics who were stunned and saddened as parts of the Iconic Church were collapsing to the ground… People of all faiths seemed crushed and heartbroken as the wooden roof and the majestic spire fell, broken in the blaze.

As the flames – from what now appears to have been a renovation related accident – tore through the centuries-old House of Worship – people in Paris and across the World cried.

And we did something else… We prayed.

Was it just the centuries of history we feared losing? Afterall, the grand structure had stood witness to over 850 years of it. War and Peace and Revolutions. Invading armies and liberations. Love and loss. The reverential wonder of millions who over the many years traveled from every corner of the globe to bear witness to it’s architectural majesty, spiritual significance and precious religious artifacts. The Gold Cross. The Rose Windows. The Wooden Crown.

But I think it was more than that that brought the lump in our throats and tears to our eyes.

I think the reaction to the devastating fire at Notre Dame tapped into something deeper. Much deeper. Something we feel in our hearts rather than just know in our minds.

No matter what our religious views – no matter how secular our 21st Century life has become, we all – deep down - share one thing in common.

An unwavering belief that there is something - someone - out there – infinitely Greater than ourselves.

And Notre Dame is a symbol of our innate human desire to reach up. To pay homage. To show our respect, our Gratitude and our awe. To show our Faith.

And in that gut-wrenching moment, something remarkable happened. We came to remember the solemn importance of having more Faith in each other as well.

-Dick

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Climate Change Activist AOC has predicted how the hit show “Game of Thrones” will end.

- It involves a Medieval ex-bartender who takes over the Kingdom by magically making Cows stop passing gas.

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In what is being called the Greatest Comeback in Sports History… Tiger Woods surprised everyone when he came from behind to win the Masters.

- Meanwhile, caught up in the excitement of the day, Joe Biden surprised Tiger Woods when HE ALSO came from behind.

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A Michigan man is suing his parents because they destroyed his porn collection - which he says was worth $30,000.

- At least the Dad TOLD the Mom that he’d destroyed it.

- His mom said it was probably too late to destroy it… since by this point her son is probably TOTALLY Blind anyway.

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Cher tweeted that “Sanctuary City” LA can’t possibly take in any more illegal immigrants since “We can’t even take care of our own”.

- Trump says he can’t believe she said that with a straight face. Then again, with all the plastic surgery she’s had, Cher says EVERYTHING with a straight face.

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The latest Hollywood beauty trend is wearing “Comando” brand underwear that can cost over $100 a pair that makes you look like you’re not wearing underwear.

- Ladies… why don’t you just do what some guys do… Don’t WEAR Commando, GO Commando! You’ll look like your not wearing underwear FOR FREE!!!

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The Country is on pins and needles in anticipation of the Mueller Report which is set to be released Thursday.

- Wow. The Easter Bunny and the Mueller Report in the same week.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Wednesday!

-Dick

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It’s TAX DAY!

- The day when we’re all forced to buy into the saying “It’s Better to Give than to Receive”.

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Tiger Woods won his 5th Masters at Augusta Sunday taking home the legendary Green Jacket.

- There hasn’t been this much buzz about a “Green New Deal” since AOC declared that if we don’t fix Climate Change, the world will end in 12 years.

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Looking for that perfect Spring frock? A London retailer is offering a short dress made of what looks to be bubble wrap for the bargain price of $80.

- Or you could just order something cheap on Amazon and wear the packing material.

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A tired but happy dog has been safely returned to shore after it was found swimming in the water 135 miles off the coast of Thailand.

- Gee. I wonder what stroke the dog used to stay afloat???

- The dog is said to be “fine” and the man who threw the stick in the water and told him to “go fetch” has been signed as a QB in the NFL.

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A team of Israeli researchers has “printed” the world’s first 3-D human heart.

- And to think I can’t even figure out how to print my emails.

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More than one Billion people tuned in to last night’s first episode of the final season of “Game of Thrones”.

- Which was great for the show’s sponsors “Charmin” and “Ty-D-Bowl”.

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Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt finally finalized their divorce over the weekend.

- They’ll share custody of their 300 kids.

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Have a great Tax Day and I’ll see you back here Tuesday!

-Dick

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Scientists say they’ve found evidence of a previously UNKNOWN HUMAN SPECIES that lived about 50,000 years ago.

- They’re 4 feet tall, have small chins but otherwise look a lot like Michael Moore.

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Pam Anderson is upset because her “boyfriend” - Wikileaks founder Julian Assange - was arrested in London this morning for government computer hacking.

- Pam said she’s “running to his side”… but the way Pam runs, she won’t get there until a week from Monday.

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Over ONE BILLION viewers are expected to tune into the final season of “Game of Thrones” when it starts next week.

- This breaks the “Game of Thrones” record set the last time there was a food poisoning outbreak at Chipotle.

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Burger King New Zealand has removed a controversial campaign after it was criticized for being "racist" for an ad that shows customers trying - and failing - to eat the new Asian Chicken sandwich with chopsticks.

- If using chopsticks to eat an ASIAN sandwich is considered racist… stick a fork in all of us, we’re done!

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A D.C. journalist was locked out of his iPad for more than 25 million minutes – or nearly half a century – after his 3-year-old son tried to use it without the correct password.

- This is unbelievable! What kind of 3 year old DOESN’T KNOW HIS FATHER’S PASSWORD???

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A study by the American Society for Biochemistry found that dogs can sniff out cancer with 97% accuracy.

- They say so can cats - with less accuracy … but good luck gettin’ ‘em to tell you about it.

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Stormy Daniel’s ex-lawyer Michael Avenatti is facing 36 NEW CHARGES - that’s on top of the counts against him for allegedly trying to extort $20 Mil from Nike.

- Stormy announced that due to her “extensive legal experience” from her times in the courtroom, she’ll represent Avenatti as his attorney… but he has to pay her in singles.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Friday!

-Dick

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Despite not being an official candidate, according to a new poll Joe Biden is still the top Democatic contender with 32% support.

- Meanwhile Joe says his plans to enter the race are still “Touch and Go”.

- Joe was so excited to hear the news he said, “I just wanna go out and hug someone!”

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The hot new fashion trend… Self-adhesive Bikinis made out of duct tape… has people wondering how bad it hurts to take it off.

- I think a more important question is: How do you pull your pants down when you’re running to the bathroom???

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Scientists have released the first-ever image of a black hole.

- It’s 6 trillion miles away and filled with every sock I ever lost.

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Bernie Sanders says that sales of a book he wrote that pushes for Socialism has made him a Millionaire… adding “If you write a best selling book YOU can be a Millionaire too”.

- And like all good Socialists, Bernie will be sharing the money with all of us. Yeah, right.

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Prosecutors are now saying that Lori Laughlin and her husband - who refuse to plead guilty - could face two years in prison for their crimes in the college bribery scandal.

- Wait until Lori sees how much cash she has to fork over to get someone to go to the Hooscow for her.

- She may have paid to get her kid into college, but it looks like she’s got the qualifications to get into Prison all on her own.

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Pollen levels in North Carolina are so high this week the skies over Durham actually turned yellow triggering allergy attacks.

- Oh sure some people think it’s funny when you sound all stuffed up, but it’s snot.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Thursday!

-Dick

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Alec Baldwin is toying with the idea of running for President and says that if he does throw his hat in the ring, "Beating Trump would be so easy. So easy. So easy."

- And if anyone knows about “beating” people, it’s Alec Baldwin.

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About 20 Million people watched as Virginia won the NCAA Championship last night topping Texas Tech - the team that beat MSU. Virginia was in the finals because of a blown call in their Final Four Game against Auburn

- It seems like the only people NOT watching the March Madness Games were the Refs.

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Anti-Trump CNN Anchor Don Lemon announced his engagement to his boyfriend Tim Malone.

- I wanna send him a gift… But what do get a guy who has everything except proof of Russian Collusion??

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A new study by the University of Louisville found that eating raw garlic could keep Alzheimer’s away.

- Unfortunately it will keep all of your friends away too.

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The Chinese Government has introduced a new smartphone app designed to teach young children about the benefits of Socialism.

- Here in the US kids don’t need an app… They can just follow Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez on Instagram.

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Researchers in Florida captured a 17 foot long, 140 pound female python making it the biggest female snake ever seen.

- It’s already been signed as a co-host on “The View”.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Wednesday!

-Dick

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Mick Jagger is said to be resting comfortably after surgery last Friday to replace a heart valve and has to “take it easy” for a month.

- They don’t want him to “Get no Satisfaction” for a month either.

- Mick’s doctors say his heart will be fine, but “No more burgers from Ruby Tuesdays”.

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El Chapo’s wife is starting a fashion line inspired by her husband who is serving 20 years in prison.

- The clothes will be available at Target… And the Prison Gift Shop.

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Meghan Markle has upset the Royal Family again by announcing she’ll use her own doctors when she gives birth instead of the Queen’s “Royal Gynocologist”.

- To be honest, when I think of Queen Elizabeth in stirrups… it’s when I see a picture of her on a horse.

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A survey by H&R Block found that the average person has just four hours of free time PER WEEK.

- I apologize for the two minutes of that you spent reading this post.

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A video has gone viral of a goat trying to board a school bus in Utah.

- Question: What’s so unusual about a Kid getting on a school bus??

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A North Carolina couple is celebrating their 82nd Wedding Anniversary this week… one of the longest on record.

- The husband is 103 and the wife is 100. Obviously he likes younger women.

- They have a bumper sticker that reads: “If this Van is a-rockin… CALL 911… Somebody’s Having a Seizure!!

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Tuesday!

-Dick

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AOC posted a one-hour video on Instagram saying she works so many hours in Congress, she hasn’t had time to buy furniture for her apartment.

- But she had time to make a ONE HOUR VIDEO??? Hey Alexandria… PUT DOWN THE CAMERA AND GO BUY A COUCH.

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Charmin has introduced the “Forever Roll” a giant roll of TP that lasts a month and is as tall as the Washington Monument when unraveled.

- That’s something to sit down and take note of.

- Talk about a “Game of Thrones” Changer!!!.

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Clothing store “Forever 21” has launched an “officially licensed U.S. Postal Service apparel line” featuring clothes that look like Postal Uniforms.

- The clothes take six weeks to be delivered and usually end up in your neighbor’s mailbox.

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Facebook is in trouble again for requiring users to hand over their email PASSWORD in order to use the site.

- But the jokes on them… I don’t even KNOW my email password!

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Two more women have come forward to accuse Joe Biden of inappropriate touching.

- To avoid future problems, Joe says they’ll be no more hugging or touching… he’ll just send women a bottle of “Gee Your Hair Smells Terrific” instead.

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It’s National “Hug a Newsperson Day”!

- Joe Biden was like, “I’m not falling for THAT ONE!”

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A video has gone viral of the monkey-dog races at a Fair in Texas featuring monkeys riding on top of dogs.

- It’s just like a regular horse race, only with taller jockeys.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Friday!

-Dick

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Former New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg says he could still run for President if Joe Biden drops out of the race.

- As of this writing Biden is still holding on… to an unidentified woman’s shoulders.

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McDonald’s in Australia has apologized for an April Fool’s prank where the company promoted a new burger made from dill chips called “The McPickle.”

- I thought “ McPickle” was Trump’s nickname for Anthony Weiner.

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Magician David Blaine is being investigated by the NYPD for making unwanted sexual advances against two women.

- Lucky for David, he can just saw the women in half and make ‘em disappear.

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The 70-something members of the group ABBA say they’ll release their new song in the FALL… their first since breaking up 37 years ago.

- I’m betting the song will be called “Gramma-Mia”.

- And Fernando can’t hear the drums because he refuses to wear his hearing aid.

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Toyota has unveiled a 6’ 10” basketball playing Artificial Intelligence robot that can shoot three pointers with startling accuracy.

- It’s so famous a robot Kardashian is already dating it.

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Poland is building the World’s largest swimming pool. It will be 147 feet deep and longer than 27 football fields.

- That’s not a POOL… It’s a COUNTRY!

- I don’t care how deep or long it is, kids are still going to drive their Polish parents crazy playing “Stash-O Polo”.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Thursday!

-Dick

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Maxine Waters says she agrees with the decision to drop charges against Jussie Smollett because Jussie is “an extremely talented man WHO PEOPLE HAVE COME TO LOVE BECAUSE HE’S ON TV”.

- Yes ladies and gentlemen. That rationale from the woman in charge of the House FINANCE Committee.

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Protesters stripped down naked during a session at Britain’s House of Commons to bring awareness to Climate Change.

- They also brought awareness to the fact that the air conditioning system was on high.

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“The View,” co-hosts Whoopi Goldberg and Joy Behar defended Joe Biden against sexual complaints saying “he’s just an affectionate guy”.

- You know… the exact same thing they said about Justice Kavanaugh during his confirmation hearings!

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Meanwhile, Elizabeth Warren says SHE BELIEVES the politician who claims Joe Biden inappropriately touched her, and Warren is calling on Biden to resign.

- Talk about a Hatchet Job.

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A new study found that just THINKING about coffee can raise your awareness and attention.

- It’s true. All I did was THINK about having a cup of coffee after dinner last night and I couldn’t SLEEP worth a darn.

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NASA has announced the three finalists in their competition to design houses on Mars.

- Houses on Mars are great for people who have outgrown their current house and need more Space.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Wednesday!

-Dick

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In March Madness News… (No, not Jussie Smollett) MSU is headed to the Final Four after a 1-point win over Duke 68-67! They take on Texas Tech Saturday. Go Green!!!

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76-year-old Joe Biden apologized to a Nevada politician who claims he grabbed her shoulders from behind, sniffed her hair and kissed her on the head years ago.

- Joe says he’s an old-fashioned politician who believes in “shaking hands and kissing Babes”.

- He’s now the “hands on” favorite.

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The Rolling Stones have postpone their tour after Mick Jagger was diagnosed with an undisclosed illness - disappointing thousands of fans.

- But hey, You Can’t Always Get What You Want.

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Jeff Bezos - who originally claimed that President Trump was behind the story that outed his affair - now claims that Saudi Arabia hacked his phone.

- If he wants to know who really did it, why doesn’t he ask Alexa??

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Chris Rock made fun of Jussie Smollett at the NAACP Image Awards on Saturday night - which Smollett DIDN’T win.

- Talk about kicking a guy when he paid someone to push him down!

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Queen Elizabeth announced that she’s no longer going to drive in public following a crash by Prince Phillip last month.

- Prior to this, when people complained, she said “Hey… if you don’t like my driving, stay off the sidewalk”.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Tuesday!

-Dick

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Tim Burton’s remake of “Dumbo” hits theaters tonight - but early reviews aren’t good.

- And the problem with seeing a bad movie about an elephant is, you never forget it.

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Speaking of Dumbo… Jussie Smollett’s attorneys are now claiming that the men who attacked him (whom he paid) may have been wearing white paint on their faces… leading him to believe they were caucasian.

- Sounds to me like Jussie’s trying to get an endorsement deal with a paint company.

- C’mon Jussie. Even OJ thinks you’re guilty!

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MSNBC’s Rachel Maddow contines to insist that the President colluded with Russia despite the findings of the Mueller Report.

- Rachaels big hobby is fishing. (True) So it’s obvious she’s fishin’ around for evidence of collusion and won’t let this one go.

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McDonald’s is now selling “Vegan Chicken McNuggets” that contain Zero percent chicken.

- And this makes the Vegan type different from the Regular McDonald’s Chicken McNuggets HOW???

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Former Bond Girl Denise Richards says she’s invited ex-husband Charlie Sheen to her wedding and even if he brings a prostitute as his date, he’s “still welcome”.

- Charlie says he’s really moved by the kind offer and will be there “by Hooker by crook”.

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The first international trailer has been released for “Toy Story 4” in Asia.

- That’s the Buzz anyway.

- Now if the Chinese Government will just let the Kindergartner's punch out of the factory early they’ll be able to see the movie.

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Twitter almost melted down after an Irish couple put up a post saying that they “switch sides of the bed” on a regular basis.

- The man is calling for “calm”… no matter which side You’re on.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Friday!

-Dick