Today, former Purtan's Person Joe Noune re-joins Dick and Jackie for a "rectangular table" discussion about everything from bizarre car-color names to Osama bin Laden's strange desire to keep VEEP Joe Biden alive. Throw into the mix a few (true!) parakeet stories, the John Edwards debacle, and our unfortunate decision to download (and actually use) the new "Ugly Meter" App during the Podcast - and you've got for some interesting listening. Pour a cup of coffee (Colombian if you have it - as everyone knows they grow great coffee and great hookers there) and join us!