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There’s a new video to the tune of the the Village People’s “YMCA” featuring Trump (Cop), Biden (Construction Worker), Booker (Cowboy), Sanders (Biker), and Warren (Indian Chief).

- Between those five there’s not a “Young Man” among them.

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Hillary Clinton is reportedly hitting the road with a tour to promote her new book that celebrates “Gutsy Women”.

- You know… like Paula Jones and Gennifer Flowers.

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The Thomas Cook travel company has gone out of business leaving tens of thousands of vacationers stranded.

- Luckily, the people on vacation in Mexico can just walk to America - and they don’t even need a passport.

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An American man drowned while attempting to propose to his girlfriend Underwater.

- He should have gotten something old, something new, something borrowed and something full of oxygen.

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Health officials in Britain say overweight people shouldn’t be called “Obese” but described as “Living with Obesity” instead.

- Next they’ll want “French Fries” to be called “Potatoes of Parisian Descent”.

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Facebook reportedly paid $1 BILLION dollars for a company that’s developing a wrist-strap that controls your smartphone by reading your MIND - and eliminates the need for people to push buttons on their phone.

- Give me a BILLION dollars and I’ll push the buttons on your phone for you.

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Today is National Spelling Punctuation Day!

Hav’e a… graa;t!. de-y & Il’l, c, “you” bac_ h’ere W:e,d-n’es;dae??.

-Dck

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