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Pope Francis is warning against using Social Media saying that Tweets, etc… have led to a “culture of insults” in the world.

- So you can stop altogether - or you can just “unfollow” Prez Trump on Twitter.

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A delivery guy in London tried to deliver 4 cheeseburger pizzas to Buckingham palace that were ordered from Dominos by “someone named Elizabeth”.

- You’d think the Queen would be more of a Burger King gal.

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In one of his tweets President Trump suggested that the Moon is a part of Mars.

- In his defense he doesn’t know much about Mars since he deported all the Aliens.

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NASA is going to being welcoming tourists to visit the International Space Station starting in 2020.

- And you thought driving the kids to Cedar Point took forever.

- Can you imagine how many times you’re gonna hear “Are we there yet???”

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25 years after the murders of his ex-wife Nicole and her friend Ron Goldman, OJ Simpson says “life is fine” and that he plays golf almost everyday.

- This year alone he’s found 257 lost balls on the golf course. But not one killer.

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Ticket sales for the Elton John biopic “Rocketman” fell by 57% in its second weekend.

- Maybe people aren’t going because they think “Rocketman” is a musical about Buzz Aldrin.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Tuesday!

-Dick

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