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Mick Jagger is said to be resting comfortably after surgery last Friday to replace a heart valve and has to “take it easy” for a month.

- They don’t want him to “Get no Satisfaction” for a month either.

- Mick’s doctors say his heart will be fine, but “No more burgers from Ruby Tuesdays”.

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El Chapo’s wife is starting a fashion line inspired by her husband who is serving 20 years in prison.

- The clothes will be available at Target… And the Prison Gift Shop.

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Meghan Markle has upset the Royal Family again by announcing she’ll use her own doctors when she gives birth instead of the Queen’s “Royal Gynocologist”.

- To be honest, when I think of Queen Elizabeth in stirrups… it’s when I see a picture of her on a horse.

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A survey by H&R Block found that the average person has just four hours of free time PER WEEK.

- I apologize for the two minutes of that you spent reading this post.

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A video has gone viral of a goat trying to board a school bus in Utah.

- Question: What’s so unusual about a Kid getting on a school bus??

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A North Carolina couple is celebrating their 82nd Wedding Anniversary this week… one of the longest on record.

- The husband is 103 and the wife is 100. Obviously he likes younger women.

- They have a bumper sticker that reads: “If this Van is a-rockin… CALL 911… Somebody’s Having a Seizure!!

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Tuesday!

-Dick

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