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AOC posted a one-hour video on Instagram saying she works so many hours in Congress, she hasn’t had time to buy furniture for her apartment.

- But she had time to make a ONE HOUR VIDEO??? Hey Alexandria… PUT DOWN THE CAMERA AND GO BUY A COUCH.

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Charmin has introduced the “Forever Roll” a giant roll of TP that lasts a month and is as tall as the Washington Monument when unraveled.

- That’s something to sit down and take note of.

- Talk about a “Game of Thrones” Changer!!!.

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Clothing store “Forever 21” has launched an “officially licensed U.S. Postal Service apparel line” featuring clothes that look like Postal Uniforms.

- The clothes take six weeks to be delivered and usually end up in your neighbor’s mailbox.

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Facebook is in trouble again for requiring users to hand over their email PASSWORD in order to use the site.

- But the jokes on them… I don’t even KNOW my email password!

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Two more women have come forward to accuse Joe Biden of inappropriate touching.

- To avoid future problems, Joe says they’ll be no more hugging or touching… he’ll just send women a bottle of “Gee Your Hair Smells Terrific” instead.

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It’s National “Hug a Newsperson Day”!

- Joe Biden was like, “I’m not falling for THAT ONE!”

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A video has gone viral of the monkey-dog races at a Fair in Texas featuring monkeys riding on top of dogs.

- It’s just like a regular horse race, only with taller jockeys.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Friday!

-Dick

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