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Reigning "Jeopardy!" champ James Holzhauer who has won over $1.3 MILLION in the last few weeks - beat the runner up last night by just 18 Bucks.

- Well, obviously James is not as smart as we thought he was.

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According to a new report, Michael Moore - who says Capitalism is evil - is currently worth $50 MILLION.

- Actually he’s only worth $47 MILLION if you take out the $3 MIL a year he spends on Pizza.

- I always thought the “S” on his Green Cap stood for Michigan State but apparently it stands for “Sausage”.

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Delta Airlines is testing out new coach seats that recline even LESS than the current ones do.

- It’s just in time for their new ad campaign “You’ll Hate To Fly and It Shows!”

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Beto O’Rourke says the world is going to end in TEN YEARS if we don’t take action against Climate Change… TWO YEARS EARLIER than the prediction make by Alexandria Ortega-Cortez.

- He makes AOC sound like an Optimist!

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An appeals court has denied Bill Cosby's latest request to leave prison on bail while he fights his sex-assault conviction.

- So for now it looks like the Coz will be stuck in his CELL-O.

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Chase Bank has apologized for sending out a tweet to customers that suggested ways to save money like making coffee at home and eating food from the fridge instead of going out. Some said it was “Poor Shaming”.

- In my day we called that “Good Advice”.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Wednesday!

-Dick

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