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It’s TAX DAY!

- The day when we’re all forced to buy into the saying “It’s Better to Give than to Receive”.

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Tiger Woods won his 5th Masters at Augusta Sunday taking home the legendary Green Jacket.

- There hasn’t been this much buzz about a “Green New Deal” since AOC declared that if we don’t fix Climate Change, the world will end in 12 years.

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Looking for that perfect Spring frock? A London retailer is offering a short dress made of what looks to be bubble wrap for the bargain price of $80.

- Or you could just order something cheap on Amazon and wear the packing material.

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A tired but happy dog has been safely returned to shore after it was found swimming in the water 135 miles off the coast of Thailand.

- Gee. I wonder what stroke the dog used to stay afloat???

- The dog is said to be “fine” and the man who threw the stick in the water and told him to “go fetch” has been signed as a QB in the NFL.

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A team of Israeli researchers has “printed” the world’s first 3-D human heart.

- And to think I can’t even figure out how to print my emails.

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More than one Billion people tuned in to last night’s first episode of the final season of “Game of Thrones”.

- Which was great for the show’s sponsors “Charmin” and “Ty-D-Bowl”.

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Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt finally finalized their divorce over the weekend.

- They’ll share custody of their 300 kids.

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Have a great Tax Day and I’ll see you back here Tuesday!

-Dick

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