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Jussie Smollett turned himself in to Chicago Police early this morning and is being charged with “Filing a False Police Report” about his now infamous Hate Crime Hoax. It’s a FELONY and he could be facing YEARS in PRISON. Police say he did it because he “wanted to make more money” on his TV show “Empire” because he’s such a “great actor”.

- Well, seeing as he GOT CAUGHT, I guess he’s NOT that great of an actor, huh?

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This week marks the 38th anniversary of George Harrison being ordered to pay $587,000 for “Subconscious Plagiarism” by a court which decided that his song “My Sweet Lord” sounded like the Chiffons “He’s So Fine”. 

- I must be guilty of “Subconscious Stupidism” because I’ve listened to them both a hundred times and I just don’t hear it.

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A new report says that your phone and TV are tracking you, and political campaigns are listening in.

- It’s true! The other night I turned on “Dances With Wolves” and 5 minutes later I got a call from Elizabeth Warren.

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Harvey Weinstein has reportedly “come out of hiding”.

- His friends say we can expect him to be popping up everywhere.

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KFC in Singapore is offering the new “Zinger Fillet” - an Original Recipe Chicken fillet sandwiched between deep-fried Mac ‘n Cheese moulded into the shape of buns.

- If you’re looking to increase your cholesterol… this should be on your Bucket List.

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TOMORROW’S THE DAY!!! The 32nd Annual Salvation Army Bed & Bread Club Radiothon gets underway Friday morning! The entire event broadcast LIVE on 760 AM WJR from the lobby of One Campus Martius downtown starting at 6am.. I’ll be behind the mic from 2 to 4pm and 6 to 8pm along with Big Al, Jackie, Joe Noune and more of your Purtan’s People favorites. And it’s all to raise money to feed and shelter tens of thousands of Metro Detroiters EVERYDAY… 365 DAYS A YEAR! We encourage you to tune in or stop by… but most importantly, call in a Donation. You can even Donate RIGHT NOW by calling toll-free 833-725-4673. Any amount you can give will be so greatly appreciated and will have an immediate impact on our less fortunate neighbors. I was out on one of the Bread & Bread Trucks Tuesday and once again saw first hand the gratitude on the faces of those who were able to eat that day because of this amazing program. I’ll tell you more about it during the broadcast tomorrow! Did I mention you can Donate even NOW by calling 833-725-4673???

Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Friday… Radiothon Day!

-Dick

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