29 year old Democrat Rep. Alexandria Ocasio Cortez is being mocked online for her “Green New Deal,” which aims to ELIMINATE AIR TRAVEL, REBUILD EVERY BUILDING IN AMERICA , and GIVE A YEARLY SALARY TO PEOPLE UNWILLING TO WORK.
…And they all lived Happily Ever After! THE END.
- And you thought Disneyworld was the Happiest Place on Earth.
The anonymous source who leaked intimate texts between Jeff Bezos and his mistress to the National Enquirer was none other than her pro-Trump brother Michael.
- It wouldn’t be the first time a younger brother ratted out his big sister.
Meanwhile Bezos says he was being blackmailed by The Enquirer who threatened to publish a "below-the-belt selfie” he took -- unless he dropped his investigation of the tabloid.
- Those who have seen the pic say it’s one Amazon package that doesn’t deliver.
IHOP unveiled it’s new half pancake-half pizza this weekend called the “Pankeeta”.
- Hey… Who doesn’t like Syrup on their Pizza??
Last night’s Grammy’s opened with a 10 minute musical tribute to Dolly Parton.
- She was the first performer in history to bring 2 Golden Globes onstage at the Grammys.
House Speaker Nancy Pelosi mingled with celebrities at a pre-Grammy party last night in LA.
- You couldn’t miss her, she was the only Grammy at the Grammys.
Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Tuesday!