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29 year old Democrat Rep. Alexandria Ocasio Cortez is being mocked online for her “Green New Deal,” which aims to ELIMINATE AIR TRAVEL, REBUILD EVERY BUILDING IN AMERICA , and GIVE A YEARLY SALARY TO PEOPLE UNWILLING TO WORK.

…And they all lived Happily Ever After! THE END.

- And you thought Disneyworld was the Happiest Place on Earth.

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The anonymous source who leaked intimate texts between Jeff Bezos and his mistress to the National Enquirer was none other than her pro-Trump brother Michael.

- It wouldn’t be the first time a younger brother ratted out his big sister.

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Meanwhile Bezos says  he was being blackmailed by The Enquirer who threatened to publish a "below-the-belt selfie” he took -- unless he dropped his investigation of the tabloid.

- Those who have seen the pic say it’s one Amazon package that doesn’t deliver.

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IHOP unveiled it’s new half pancake-half pizza this weekend called the “Pankeeta”.

- Hey… Who doesn’t like Syrup on their Pizza??

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Last night’s Grammy’s opened with a 10 minute musical tribute to Dolly Parton.

- She was the first performer in history to bring 2 Golden Globes onstage at the Grammys.

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House Speaker Nancy Pelosi mingled with celebrities at a pre-Grammy party last night in LA.

- You couldn’t miss her, she was the only Grammy at the Grammys.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Tuesday!

-Dick