The new 17 foot sculpture in front of Campus Martius named "Waiting" that is supposed to represent the spirit of the "New Detroit" is being met with decidedly mixed reviews. (Personally, I think they should have named it "Ri-DICK-ulous").
A group of 10 McDonald's workers have filed sexual harassment claims against the company.
- Apparently "Hold the Pickle" is okay over at Burger King... but at McDonalds, not so much.
This afternoon, the Mayor of West Hollywood will present Stormy Daniels with a Key to the City for her leadership in the #RESIST movement, and have proclaimed today, "Stormy Daniels Day".
- Nothing says "WOMEN ARE NOT OBJECTS!" like giving a Porn Star her own holiday.
Meghan Markle's dad is continuing his "Cardio Rehab" following heart surgery. Just days after downing a Frappachino, he was photographed chowing down at a Chinese restaurant.
- I love Chinese food! Especially the Sweet, Sour & Sodium Sauce!
- Mr. Markle reportedly dined on "General's Tso's Nitroglycerin Chicken".
A new study predicts that almost 25% of the world's population will be "severely obese" by 2045.
- By my observations we're gonna get there by August.
A 7th Grade Science Teacher in Pittsburgh is in trouble after teaching his class about Oral Sex and having them look up pix on their phones "because school computers would block the images".
- Remember the days when the most exciting thing you did in Science Class was making a volcano erupt with vinegar and baking soda?
Have a great day and I'll see you back here Thursday!