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A woman who was photographed picking cabbages on her family farm in Spain is being hailed as "Donald Trump's Twin" after the pic of her holding a hoe went viral. 

- The woman may look like Trump, but the hoe in the pic looks nothing like Stormy Daniels. 

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A movement is underway to end the annual "White House Correspondents Dinner" after this year's host Michelle Wolf's vicious monologue including a joke about abortions. 

- I think they should keep the dinner and just go with someone with more class... like say, Kathy Griffin. 

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The upcoming meeting between Prez Trump and Kim Jong Un may take place in the DMZ between North and South Koreas. 

- Insiders say Lil Kim is "bummed" because he was hoping the summit would be held at Chuck E. Cheese. 

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The Egyptian government is considering passing a law that would jail "unauthorized meteorologists" from putting out "Fake Weather" reports. 

- No offense to meteorologists... but don't MOST of their reports turn out to be fake?? 

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A member of Snoop Dogg's entourage has called on members of the Crips gang to "F*** Up" Kanye West after Kanye came out as a fan of Prez Trump. 

- Kanye's wife Kim Kardashian is asking the Crips to "turn the other cheek"... of course the last time SHE did that, she took out four photographers. 

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The latest educational trend sweeping the country is “nature preschools,” also referred to as “forest kindergartens,” where kids spend school days roaming around outside. 

- We had a similar thing when I was growing up... it was called "Recess". 

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Have a great day and I'll see you back here Wednesday! 

-Dick