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Michigan takes on 6 point favorite Villanova for the NCAA Championship tonight at 9:20 pm. They may have busted your bracket... but GO BLUE!!!!! 

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President Trump spent Easter with family and friends at Mar A Lago. 

- It was just like being at the White House. Sunday morning Trump fired the Easter Bunny on Twitter and replaced him with Peter Cottontail. 

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Lawyer's for Bill Cosby are worried that jurors in his second sexual harassment trial, which starts this week, may be more likely to convict because of the #MeToo Movement. 

- Cosby reportedly told them to calm down and gave them "a little something to help them relax".

- When Bill say's "Take a Chill Pill", he really means it. 

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Pope Francis made news recently when he told an interviewer - off the record - that "There is no Hell". 

- The Vatican is in an uproar and the Pontiff is really takin' heat for it.

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The National Enquirer is reporting that Caitlyn Jenner has a big crush on Hugh Hefner's 31 year old widow, but is too nervous to ask her out.  

- C'mon Caitlyn! Put on your Big Boy Pants and go for it! 

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The out-of-control Chinese Space Station that scientists had predicted might crash into Michigan - burned up in the atmosphere over the Pacific Ocean. 

- And just like that, my "Chinese Space Station Bracket" goes up in smoke. 

- Apparently it got lost on it's way to Michigan, but there were no women on board to insist that they stop and ask for directions. 

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Have a great day and I'll see you back here Tuesday!

-Dick 

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