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Former FBI director James Comey claims President Trump is "Like a mob boss".

- So basically Comey is claiming Trump is a Mafia Don. 

- Comey is seated during the interview, wearing a nice suit and a pair of cement shoes. 

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Yesterday Stormy Daniels cancelled her appearance at a Strip Club on 8 Mile....again. 

- It's frustrating! This was the second time in a month I've had to change my plans. 

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5'7" Mark Zuckerberg sat on a 4 inch cushion during his Congressional hearings.  

- If you haven't seen the pictures on FB don't be surprised. Zuckerberg just had them all blocked. 

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New research shows that more adult children are moving back in with their parents than anytime in the last 75 years. 

- I guess Gail and I dodged a bullet when JoAnne landed the new radio gig!

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Buckingham Palace announced that President Trump and First Lady Melania will NOT be invited to Prince Harry and Meghan Markle's upcoming nuptials. 

- Trump immediately fired off a tweet "Get Ready England! The Missiles are Coming!!!"

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Police in Orlando are trying to capture a rogue Goose who is terrorizing a neighborhood by breaking windows and attacking people in their yards. 

- Cops say they plan to "shoot first and ask questions later". Put another way, "Duck! Duck! Goose!". 

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Have a great day and I'll see you back here Friday!

-Dick