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Hopefully March will go out like a Lamb, because with up to 6" of snow expected, it's coming in like a Lion.

- Not a Detroit Lion... more like the kind you see at the Zoo. 

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The Washington Post reported Wednesday that Prez Trump now refers to Attorney General Jeff Sessions as “Mr. Magoo” -- the bumbling elderly cartoon character.

- To be fair, most of America refer to Trump as "Tweety". 

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Patriots Owner Robert Kraft, 76, says he's "thrilled" that his 38 year old girlfriend gave birth but denies that he's the father. 

- She had a baby with another guy? I think by "thrilled" he meant "deflated", not exactly a new word around the Patriots' locker room. 

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According to a new study, young kids - who play with tablets and phones instead of blocks and Legos, are having a hard time holding onto pencils when they start school. 

- It's good news for the teachers, cuz when the kids bring them an Apple... it's a laptop! 

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Alec Baldwin says that every time he impersonates President Trump on Saturday Night Live it's "Agony... pure agony". 

- Which are the very same words viewers use to describe WATCHING him beat the same dead horse every Saturday night. 

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74 year old Keith Richards claims he doesn't do drugs anymore because they're "Bland". 

- He hasn't given up ALL drugs. He's still taking Lipitor and Viagra. 

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Have a great day and I'll see you back here Friday! 

-Dick 

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