Olive Garden's new "Meatball Pizza Bowl" packs 880 calories and 49 grams of fat per serving... that's a full-day's worth of fat. 

- This is perfect for people who just don't get enough fat from their "Never Ending Fettuccini Alfredo". 

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Barbra Streisand admits she cloned two of her dogs, "Miss Violent" and "Miss Scarlett" from cells from her deceased dog, "Miss Fanny" for $100,000.  

- Wow. That's 50 grand a pup. 

- She even wrote a song about it... "Send in the Clones". 

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With more than 900 days left in office, Prez. Trump announced that he's running for Commander in Chief again in 2020. 

- Sure it's early to start talking about the 2020 election, but if it stops people from talking about the 2016 election, I'm all for it. 

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British Health Officials are warning of a new Medical Condition: Selfie Addiction. 

- In my day, Mothers told their sons that too much "Selfie Addiction" would make them go blind. 

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The Kardashians won a copyright suit against a bakery that was named after them. 

- And just like that the "Big Butts Bakery" had to change it's name. 

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An Elvis impersonator named Elvis D. Presley is running for congress in Arkansas. 

- His slogan is "Make Bacon, Peanut Butter & 'Nana Sandwiches Great Again".

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Have a great day and I'll see you back here Thursday! 

-Dick