According to Dictionary.com, 2018’s Word of the Year is… “Misinformation”.

- At least I THINK that’s what I read.

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Research shows that sleeping with a man or a cat can disrupt a woman’s sleep… but sharing the mattress with a dog actually helps women sleep better.

- Thus the old adage “Let Sleeping Dogs Lie… On your bed”.

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OJ Simpson’s former Business Manager Norman Pardo told the NY Post that he has proof that the Juice committed the murders… and had an accomplice who helped him get away with it.

- I believe he had 12 accomplices… Known as “The Jury”.

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Speaking of murderers… a prisoner on death row in Tennessee has asked for the electric chair instead of lethal injection because he feels it would “hurt less”.

- Somebody needs to jolt this guy back to reality.

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Barbra Streisand revealed that Trump’s Presidency has made her so upset, she turned to “pancakes with butter on them and maple syrup to ease the pain”.

- Hear more about it in her new song “Pancakes… People Who Need Pancakes”.

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Wayne Newton says that at age 76 - he’s happier than he’s ever been.

- Appreciate the update Wayne. On behalf of all of us… Danke Schoen! Although his kids pointed out that these days “Daddy Doesn’t Walk So Fast”.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Thursday!

-Dick