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One of the big trends at Men's Fashion Week in Paris were thigh-high fur lined Ugg boots. 

- Now I know where the name "Ugg" came from. 

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It's day three of the Government Shut-Down... meaning "non-essential government workers" have the day off. 

- Isn't the term "Non-Essential Government Workers" redundant?  

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Stormy Daniels, the porn star who claims she slept with Prez Trump in 2006 kicked off her "Make America Horny Again" tour at a strip club in S. Carolina on Saturday. 

- And just like Trump, only 30% of the people approved of the her job performance on the poles. 

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Kim Kardashian and Kanye West's kids "Saint" and "North" have a new little sister that their Mom and Dad named "Chicago". 

- They were gonna go with "Sally" but they didn't want her getting teased for having a weird name.  

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Over 2 million women participated in Women's marches around the country on Saturday, including Jane Fonda who spoke at a rally in Utah. 

- And then hawked her old work out videos off the back of a Viet Cong Anti-Aircraft Gun.  

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Some criticized Caitlyn Jenner for skipping the Women's March to vaction in Mexico instead. 

- Caitlyn tweeted, "YOU try Marching in size 14 Heels!"

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It's National ANSWER Your Cat's Questions Day. 

- And tomorrow is National ASK Your Cat a Question Day... for instance, "What's with the attitude???" 

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Have  a great day and I'll see you back here Tuesday! 

-Dick