Amazon is producing a movie based on the life of Lucille Ball.  

- The Amazon film will feature Lucy, Ricky and their trusted neighbors Fred & Alexa. 

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Larry King says he'd "Kill" to do the first interview with OJ Simpson when he's paroled in October. 

- Larry says he'd ask him the tough questions like "Do you plan on doing anymore "Airplane" sequels???"

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A University of Georgia Business Professor is allowing students to select their own grades if they feel overly stressed by the grades he gives them. 

- It's part of the college's "Make America Stupid Again" program. 

- How about parents pay what they want if they're too stressed by the school's high tuition??? 

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Google has fired an engineer who sent out a memo saying that women were "biologically" less likely to succeed in the tech industry. 

- What a Boob. 

- And just like that, that engineer is less likely to succeed "biologically" with women. 

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Al Gore's new movie about Global Warming only grosses $900,000 in it's first weekend. 

- Al was extremely disappointed but, hey, sometimes you gotta accept the Inconvenient Truth. 

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According to a new study, regularly getting less than 6 hours of sleep a night results in increased risk of obesity, depression, heart attacks and strokes. 

- Great. Something else to worry about while I'm tossing and turning tonight. 

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A restaurant in China named "Trendy Shrimp" is taking heat for offering female customers discounts based on their bra size... the bigger the cup, the bigger the discount. 

- And ladies who go au natural get a free order of "Almond Braless Chicken". 

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Have a great day and I'll see you back here Wednesday! 

-Dick