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Jerry Seinfeld has come to the defense of Kathy Griffin after her ISIS-like Donald Trump video, saying "She made a bad joke. I don't understand the big deal". 

- I never thought I'd say this, but I think Jerry might be suffering from Brain Shrinkage! Not That There's Anything Wrong With That.  

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According to a new report, James Comey told Attorney General Jeff Sessions that he "didn't want to be left alone" with President Trump after meeting with him in February. 

- I think Comey had Trump confused with Bill Cosby. 

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Chinese Government officials announced that they will send a man to the moon "in the near future". 

- Awesome! If they can do it by 2019... they can put up some 50th anniversary balloons where Apollo 11 landed in 1969! 

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A new study out of Michigan State University found that that friendships are more important to happiness than your family members because you pick your friends. 

- That explains why you always hear about Kim Jong Un whacking his Aunts and Uncles, but never his frat brothers from Communist U. 

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Talk about the "Cable Guy!"... The CEO of Comcast was the 6th highest paid exec of 2016, earning 33 Million. 

- But to be fair, he blew through about half of that when he added the HBO and NFL packages. 

- Jobs like his are In Demand, I mean ON Demand. 

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A Syracuse, NY man is was arrested for identity theft after stealing $3.5 Million dollars in City Funds to buy tickets to NFL games around the country. 

- If he thought he saw a lot of guys patting each other on the butt during the huddles, just wait until he gets to prison. 

- And he's going to the be the receiver of a lot of completed passes. 

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Have a great day and I'll see you back here Thursday! 

-Dick