President Trump wrapped up a meeting with the Pope this morning. 

- He tweeted "Great Guy! "Francis" kind of a girly name... but pulled off wearing White before Memorial Day like a CHAMP!!!" 

- Vatican insiders said it was a real "Come to Jesus meeting". 

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Earlier in the week, Trump became the first sitting U.S. President in history to visit Israel's Western Wall. 

- It went really well until he announced that he didn't think the Wall was tall enough. 

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The American Journal of Pediatrics says that kids under age one shouldn't drink fruit juice. 

- Apparently all that sugar could hurt the teeth they don't have. 

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A Parole Board announced that they will review OJ Simpson's case in July. 

- They're not going to let him out... they're just going to sit there and laugh at him for getting nailed for robbery after getting away with murder. 

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The American Society of Plastic Surgeons says there has been a 20% increase in Gender Reassignment surgeries in the last year and a half. 

- Apparently a lot of guys finally had the cojones to come forward and say they'd rather be women... but then they lost their cojones. 

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RIP... Sir Roger Moore, the man who once called himself "the fourth best James Bond" has died at age 89. 

- He was going to pass away last week, but decided to Die Another Day. 

- Moore will be cremated, then put in an urn which will be shaken but not stirred. 

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Have a great day and I'll see you back here Thursday! 

-Dick 

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