Early estimates indicate that Cyber Monday sales generated over $3.45 Billion in revenue.
- I'm a happy dancin' guy... The Bedazzled Elvis Throw Pillow I ordered FOR 70% OFF should be on my porch by Friday!!!
Oddsmakers are already taking bets on where newly engaged Prince Harry will hold his Bachelor Party.
- I did Nazi that one coming.
The White House is reportedly considering a ban on all cell phones in an effort to cut down on leaks.
- Put another way, they're trying to get President Trump to stop Tweeting.
A study by the University of Nevada found that men tend to be less masculine and heterosexual if their wives keep their maiden names.
- Try telling that to Hillary Rodham Clinton.
More sexual harassment allegations against John Conyers and meanwhile Harvey Weinstein is facing sex trafficking charges.
- Santa's gonna need a boatload of coal to fill all the "Naughty" people's stockings this year.
Elementary School teachers in Ontario are being taught new sexual terms including "Demisexual - a person who does not experience sexual attraction unless they form a strong emotional connection with someone."
- I believe this used to be known as "Falling In Love".
Have a great day and I'll see you back here Wednesday!