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Bob Segar has cancelled his last two concerts this year citing back problems. Meanwhile Eminem announced that his 9th studio album, "Amazeballs", is done. 

- Can Christmas morning get here fast enough??? 

- I haven't been this excited since Three 6 Mafia won the Oscar for "It's Hard Out Here For a Pimp"!

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Researchers have found that "Gamers" are significantly better learners than those who don't play video games. 

- So buck up parents! If the 35-year-old son living in your basement ever decides to go back to school to get his GED, he's gonna ROCK! 

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Tom Cruise's new movie "American Made" was his worst box office opening in over 20 years. 

- It's not the first time Tom has come up short. 

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Bruce Springsteen said that he won't write any Anti-Trump songs. 

- It's not that he LIKES Trump, he's just got writer's block. 

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The Tennessee Titans have hired a fill-in for their injured quarterback and say they never even considered Colin Kaepernick. 

- Meanwhile, Colin continues taking a knee. Both actually... praying to God that someone will hire him. 

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A video has surfaced of Pam Anderson signing autographs in Germany in which she appears disheveled and out of it. 

 - But she looks great if you watch the video in Slow Motion. 

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Have a great day and I'll see you back here Thursday!

-Dick