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The President of Turkmenistan gave Vladimir Putin a puppy for his 65th Birthday. 

- It's an adorable little KGBeagle. 

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After his impromtu Anti-Trump rap on the Hip Hop Awards Tuesday night, fans are urging Eminem to run against Kid Rock for the US Senate seat held by Debbie Stabenow.  

- Eminem's campaign slogan would reportedly be "&^$@*&^ Change You Can #$@*&%^ Believe In". 

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The Boy Scouts of America announced that they will start allowing girls to join their troops.  

- I'm serious. On my honor! 

- Only a few girls have signed up so far, but the boys are really hoping for S'more. 

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When asked if she'd give back the campaign donations she got from disgraced Movie Mogul Harvey Weinstein, Hillary Clinton said she would "donate the money to charity". 

- And just like that "The Clinton Foundation" comes into another boatload of cash. 

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Alec Baldwin threw his Big Gulp on the street and tried to get a man to get out of his car and fight him in NYC yesterday after the man's driving apparently annoyed him. 

- I can't wait to see the skit about it on Saturday Night Live!  (Yeah, right!)

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Researchers say that most men find "Bromances" - their close friendships with male friends - more emotionally satisfying than the relationships with their wives or girlfriends. 

- But when they fight, the make-up sex is really awkward. 

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Have a great day and I'll see you back here Friday! 

-Dick