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The Patriots are heading to the Super Bowl for the ninth time after defeating the Steelers 36-17 on Sunday. It will be Tom Brady's 7th trip to the Big Game.  

- But Brady said that like his footballs, his ego won't be inflated. 

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A woman was kicked off a flight from Baltimore to Seattle for loudly berating the man seated next to her for being a Trump supporter. 

- Sounds like someone forgot to check her emotional baggage. 

- From now on, Airlines will seat Democrats on the Left and Republicans on the Right.  

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Madonna is taking heat for repeatedly dropping the F-bomb and saying she had thoughts of "blowing up the White House" during her speech at the Women Million March Saturday which was carried live on C-Span. 

- It was the most exciting thing to happen on C-Span since... well, since EVER. 

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Taylor Swift is being hammered on Twitter for not attending any of the Women's Marches against Trump around the country.

- Don't people know that Taylor is ALWAYS busy on Saturdays breaking up with her latest boyfriend??? 

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China closed 100 golf courses in their country saying they go against Communist principles and cater to "Elites". 

- And just like that former President Obama had to cancel his vacation to Beijing. 

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A new fitness trend is sweeping Great Britain, with thousands of Brits heading to the gym to participate in Naked Exercise classes. 

- The classes were Co-Ed until a bunch of naked guys suffered sprains when they tried to do push ups. 

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A study by researchers in California found that women who maintain an active lifestyle age more slowly. 

- So if you want to look young, instead of driving, jog to your appointment with the plastic surgeon. 

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Have a great day and I'll see you back here Tuesday!

-Dick