Donald Trump will sit down with Doctor Oz tomorrow to discuss the status of his health.
- We don't know what he's going to say... but we do know that Dr. Oz is going to stretch a human colon out across the stage and tell Trump that he can drop a ton of weight by drinking green tea extract.
Speaking of Colons... Colin Powell is the latest victim of email hacking... and it's not good for Hillary. Powell said that he lost a speaking gig "because she so overcharged them... they couldn’t afford any fees for awhile. I should send her a bill.”
- Hillary is going to respond in a speech she's giving this afternoon... for 250 grand.
Meanwhile, a new poll found that 50% of Americans think that Hillary has given false information about her health.
- The other 50% were unable to respond as they were coughing too hard from "seasonal allergies".
Two cops in California rescued a kitten who was trapped in a drain pipe by luring it out with a leftover burrito from their car.
- Donald Trump said he believes it's a Mexican kitten that sneaked across the border and is threatening to deport it.
A 2-year-old South Carolina boy is home safely after he was found driving down the street in the middle of the night in a battery-powered toy car.
- Boy... Uber will hire anybody these days.
The Oxford English dictionary is adding the word "moobs" which is short for "man boobs".
- Under synonyms you'll find the words "Caitlyn Jenner".
The first trailer has been released for "Fifty Shades Darker".... the sequel to "Fifty Shades of Grey".
- Reviewers say it's just like a porn movie... except it has a plot... sort of.
Have a great day and I'll see you back here Thursday!