Phase One of the massive construction project on I-75 began this morning affecting 17 miles of the freeway. The final phase of the project is set to begin in 2030.
- Happy Monday!
- Commuters stuck in traffic have renamed the freeway Why-75???
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Donald Trump will lay out his plans to defeat ISIS in a foreign policy speech today.
- The speech is expected to get huge ratings... especially among the leaders of ISIS.
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Bill Clinton told a rally that FBI director James Comey served the American people "a load of Bull" about Hillary and her emails and let her skate.
- Apparently Bill thinks Comey should have sent her to the slammer.
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Starting today, the entire MSU campus is "Tobacco Free".
- So if you want to light something up... it's gonna have to be an old couch in Cedar Village.
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Former NYC Congressman, and husband of Hillary Clinton's top aide, Anthony Weiner has been caught Sexting AGAIN... This time "Carlos Danger" texted a college girl calling himself "Deceptively strong...like a mongoose". But it turns out the "girl" was actually a guy.
- In other words, he sexted Caitlyn Jenner.
- Why didn't think of that mongoose line when I was in college???
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After an astounding 23 Gold Medal career, Micheal Phelps is leaving the swimming pool to focus on his 3-month-old son Boomer.
- He's the first kid to be both a Millennial and a Baby Boomer at the same time.
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Have a great day and I'll see you back here Tuesday!
-Dick