Jackie on her Birthday a few years ago...

Jackie on her Birthday a few years ago...

Happy Birthday to Jackie! She is not only Daughter #2, but works with me on the blog everyday. Tonight Gail and I will take her, along with her son Charlie,  out to eat at her favorite restaurant... T.G.I.Thursdays!

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A naked person took over Times Square for an hour this morning, jumping up on a 16' tall platform, doing a chicken dance, and shouting "Donald Trump...Where Are You???" 

- Hillary will do anything to get media coverage these days. 

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Meanwhile, Hillary says she knows she needs to work on her trustworthiness. 

- And if we can't trust a self-admitted untrustworthy person to work on their trustworthiness, who can we trust?

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A study by the Journal of Female Health Sciences found that American women have the biggest breasts in the world. 

- And the second biggest breasts belong to the men at Cedar Point. 

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The University of North Carolina released a list of the newest "micro-aggressions" that can't be said on campus. For example, you can no longer say "Nice shoes" because it implies you value the person's looks over their intellectual contributions. 

- At this rate, it's apparent our college students aren't going to be making any "intellectual contributions" anytime soon. 

- What's next? You can't say "Go Team!" at sporting events because it implies the players are here illegally and need to be deported back to their hometowns? 

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News reports say Taylor Swift's new boyfriend Tom Hiddleston is only dating her to raise his profile so he can land the James Bond role. 

- Taylor will reportedly sing the theme song: "The Spy Who Loved Me... But Only For A Month And A Half Before Dumping Me Like Every Other Guy On The Planet". 

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BREAKING NEWS... Shocking new photos appear to show that Kim Kardashian is wearing butt pads. 

- Apparently we all thought her butt was a Whopper but it's really only a Whopper Jr. 

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Have a great day and I'll see you back here Friday!

-Dick