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Justin Bieber performed what fans called a "lazy" concert here in Detroit last night. 

- So what you thought was weather-related thunder, was actually The Beebs bombing on stage at the Palace. 

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A Federal Appeals Court announced that Tom Brady must serve his four game suspension for deflating footballs. 

- Let this send a strong message to kids everywhere: If you cheat, you'll have to spend four weeks in a luxurious mansion with a super model. 

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A Harvard poll found that 61% of Millennials prefer a Democrat in the White House. 

- The rest don't care who's in charge as long as they pay for their college education and cell phone bill. 

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A British Astronaut set a new record for the fastest marathon run while orbiting the Earth. 

- And the record is expected to stand until Kenya gets a Space program. 

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A Swedish study found that men who used marijuana heavily as teenagers have a much higher chance of dying by the age of 60. 

- It's not the pot that kills them...it's all the Doritos they scarfed down when they got the munchies. 

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A new scientific paper claims that due to overstimulation from things like texting and the internet, most people now have a shorter attention span than goldfish...less than eight seconds.  

- I was going to write a line for that story, but what's the point? Most of you have already picked up your phone and are playing Candy Crush Saga. 

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The Federal Government is warning that the nutrition labels on food can be off by as much as 20%. 

- Which would be a big deal if there were any Americans who actually read the labels. 

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Have a great day and I'll see you back here Wednesday!

-Dick