The Cubs beat the Indians last night to win the World Series! America loves a Comeback... especially when it takes 108 years.
Anthony Weiner has checked himself into a rehab clinic to deal with his Sex Addiction.
- He's doing well... at least according to the women he sexted last night.
The FBI announced that their investigation into the Clinton Foundation is being handled by the "White Collar Division".
- As opposed to the Monica Lewsinsky Scandal which was handled by the "Blue Dress Division".
The Clinton Email Investigation has found that there ARE emails from Hillary Clinton's private server on Anthony Weiner's laptop.
- I would have expected Bill on Weiner's wife Huma's laptop... but not Hillary on Anthony's.
Melania Trump will give a speech in Florida today on behalf of her husband.
- Nobody knows what she's going to say... including Melania. Apparently Michelle Obama hasn't finished writing it yet.
A new study shows that hitting the snooze button on your alarm clock confuses your body and can be bad for your health.
- As they say... "You Snooze... You Lose".
According to a massive new study, the average American spends 23 minutes per day trying to find something good to watch on TV and will dedicate 1.3 years of their life changing channels.
- Actually, MEN spend 1.3 years changing channels... and women spend 1.3 years asking for the remote.
According to the American Society of Aesthetic Plastic Surgery, the number of Americans over the age of 65 getting facelifts has doubled in recent years.
- Boob jobs among Seniors has also doubled... and that's just with the men.
Have a great day and I'll see you back here Friday!