It's Halloween! This year I'm going as a disgruntled voter and when the kids come to the door, I'll be handing out... Soup. This year... Bean with Bacon!
Turns out the FBI found more than 650,000 emails on a laptop used by Anthony Weiner and his wife, Clinton aide Huma Abedin, that may contain classified info.
- I'm amazed the FBI could retrieve them... I'd assume any laptop used by Weiner would have been infected with a Virus.
Hillary is demanding that the FBI release the "new" emails they have discovered.
- Being a gentleman, FBI Director James Comey replied, "Ladies first!"
Meanwhile Donald Trump, who slammed the FBI for not indicting Hillary back in July is now talking glowingly about Director James Comey.
- The Donald changes his mind about guys more often than Taylor Swift.
A male British Airways pilot was caught sexting pics of himself wearing nothing but thigh-high stockings during a flight. He's been suspended.
- On the bright side, his tray table WAS in it's "full and upright position".
- Hey... He Loves To Fly, And It Shows.
Prosecutors in the Bill Cosby sexual assault case announced that, in order to show a "pattern", they will call 13 women to the stand.
- 13 women? That's gotta be a hard pill to swallow.
The wife of imprisoned Mexican Drug Lord "El Chapo" is complaining that Conjugal Visits with her husband have been cut from 4 hours to just 2.
- Apparently she thinks an hour and 58 minutes just isn't enough time for the two of them to talk.
Have a great day and I'll see you back here Tuesday!