A study at the THE Ohio State University found that fighting with your spouse can lead to obesity. 

- I agree with that. It's something I learned by watching the Jerry Springer Show. 


A new report claims that AT&T helped the NSA spy on your internet chats. 

- It was part of their "Reach Out And Spy On Someone" program. 

- This gives a whole new meaning to "Shared Data".


Oscar Pistorius will be released from prison this Friday. (He ONLY served 10 months).

- NOTE TO WOMEN: If he invites you over to his place, don't use the bathroom!


Hillary Clinton's spokesperson announced that Hillary will appear on the Ellen DeGeneres show because they share similar views. 

- Plus, Ellen loves to dance and Hillary's been dancing around the e-mail deal for months now. 


Donald Trump told New York Magazine that Heidi Klum is no longer a "10". 

- Heidi responded that "The Donald" is still a "zero". 


Apollo 14 astronaut Edgar Mitchell said he believes aliens visited earth to prevent a nuclear war between Russia and the U.S. 

- If that's true, I'd like to invite them back and let them loose on ISIS. 


Darrell Hammond is out...and Norm MacDonald is in as the spokesperson for KFC. 

- Norm says he's thrilled and that working for KFC has alway been on his Bucket List. 


Have a great day and I'll see you back here Thursday!