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Lady Gaga was photographed Topless, going out for pizza in New York City.

- I know it's hot out, but she should at least have the decency to wear a couple of round steaks. 

- The guys at the pizza joint described her as "Hot and Ready". 


Wal-Mart announced that it will no longer sell Confederate Flag merchandise. 

- Luckily, they still have the lowest prices on Jefferson Davis action figures. 


Wikileaks is reporting that the NSA spied on three French Presidents dating back to 1995. 

- So for 20 years, we've known their exact plans for surrender if they're ever attacked. 


A new report says that Hillary Clinton's campaign has been registering voters outside of grocery stores. 

- Not to be outdone, Donald Trump is registering voters outside of Tiffany's. 


Rachel Dolezal says she's receiving offers from reality TV show producers. 

- I'm bettin' her show will be filmed in Black and White. 


Disney's Animal Kingdom is now selling brownies called "Animal Poop", at $4 a pop. 

- Or in this case... $4 a poop. 

- If you're looking for something more refreshing, try one of their frozen "Poopsicles". 


A study by Yahoo News says erectile dysfunction drugs are leading to an increase in skin cancer. 

- So guys...make sure you put on sunscreen before climbing into that bathtub in your backyard. 

- Remember..."When the Moment's Right...Go To Your Dermatologist".


The fourth book "Fifty Shades of Grey" series has sold 1.4 million copies in just 4 days. 

- We tried to reach the author for a comment, but her publicist said she was "tied up at the moment". 


Have a great day and I'll see you back here Thursday!