A survey found that men check themselves out in mirrors 23 times a day, compared to just 16 times for women.
- So if my math is right, Bruce Jenner will look in the mirror 19.5 times today.
Michelle Obama revealed that Secret Service agents recently taught 16 year old Malia Obama how to drive.
- The agents said she's such a good driver, they didn't even spill their drinks!
Saudi Arabia announced that they are looking to hire eight "sword executioners".
- They'll be assigned to the Saudi HR Department.
"The Who" guitarist and song-writer Pete Townshend turns the big 7-O today.
- He celebrating with a new album featuring the songs, "Who are you? And What Are You Doing On My Lawn?", "The Grandkids Are Alright", "I Can't See For Miles Anymore", and "My Generation...Now Smokes Pot For Medical Reasons".
Gwyneth Paltrow told Women's Health magazine that her sex life is the reason she looks so healthy.
- And people who have sex with Madonna look healthy because of Antibiotics.
Ireland is considering legalizing same sex marriages.
- Let's face it...as long as there's an open bar, they don't care whose gettin' married.
The entire graduate class at USC's art school has dropped out in protest of faculty changes.
- But if those kids don't get their Art Degree how are they possibly going to support themselves???
Have a great day and I'll see you back here Wednesday!