The much hyped new Star Wars Movie "The Force Awakens" premieres with a special showing at Grauman's Chinese Theater in LA tonight. 

- Which means a whole lot of 30 year old men will emerge from their parents basements and use their Light Sabers for the first time in years. 


Among the hundreds of die-hard fans camped out for tonight's premiere is a man from Detroit, who has been in line since December 5th and is using baby wipes for hygiene.  

- Six words for him: "May The Deodorant Be With You". 


The Department of Homeland Security says that ISIS now has a printer that can make fake Passports so real they can get jihadists into the U.S. 

- If it's anything like my printer, they'll get one page and then be stuck with an unfixable paper jam. 


Meanwhile, a new Gallup poll found that 64% of Americans disagree with President Obama's plan to deal with ISIS. 

- Wait... He HAS a plan to deal with ISIS???


A study found that the Presidential Election was the most talked about topic on Facebook in 2015. 

- Narrowly beating out Marge Davenport's "Thanksgiving Slow Cooker Turkey Recipe" which came in second. 


Another study found that people who swear a lot are actually more intelligent than people who don't use a lot of cuss words. 

- It's about freaking time they figured this out. 


Have a great day and I'll see you back here Tuesday!