Attention MSU fans...two footballs used in the now famous MSU/Michigan game a week ago and signed by Mark Dantonio are up for auction. The highest bid so far is $2500.
- They had planned on auctioning off the one used by Michigan's Punter, but somebody dropped the ball on that one.
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Speaking of U of M, Coach Jim Harbaugh had some advice for trick or treaters on "Inside The Huddle". He said kids should have two different costumes so they can hit each house two times.
Note to Kids: If you come to my house, that means you'll get TWO ladles of soup in your pillow case!
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Costume retailers say that this Halloween most people will dress up as Donald Trump or Hillary Clinton.
- It'll work out great since it's supposed to be cold this weekend and both costumes come with pants.
- A lot of people were going to dress up as Joe Biden, but after thinking about doing it for a couple of months, changed their minds at the last minute.
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An MIT study found that Global Warming will make parts of the Persian Gulf too hot for the human body to tolerate by the end of the century.
- So make sure to book your Syrian Beach Vacation now.
- This is going to make the "Wet Burka Contest" even hotter!
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Kim Kardashian is 7 months pregnant and says she feels like a "$%^#&@! Whale". She added that her unborn son is sitting on her bladder and she has to pee every five minutes.
- Her ex-step-Dad, Caitlyn, is having the same problem, but her's is due to an enlarged Prostate.
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A pack of crackers that was handed out on the Titanic's lifeboats has sold at auction for $23,000.
- The crackers go down great with a nice Iceberg lettuce salad.
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Have a great day and I'll see you back here Thursday!
-Dick