Today is National Grouch Day...and tomorrow is National Boss's Day.
- Coincidence? Maybe.
Donald Trump is demanding Secret Service protection.
- If they refuse, he's going to build a giant wall around himself.
The United States was named the Fattest Country in the World by the Organization for Economic Development.
- Well that really hit's below the belt... And above it too.
A Yahoo News survey found that 60% of College Freshmen are not emotionally ready to start college.
- Ironically, 100% of their parents are emotionally ecstatic for them to go.
A Utah man was arrested for trying to sneak into the VIP area of a Star Wars convention.
- When his cellmate finds out what he's in for, this guy's gonna wish he was in a galaxy far, far away.
Caitlyn Jenner says she wears make-up everyday because Kim Kardashian told her to.
- To Kim's credit, the right foundation CAN cover up even the toughest five o'clock shadow.
- The subject came up when they were out Bra shopping together.
Have a great day and I'll see you back here Friday!