Bill Clinton posted a pic of him in his hotel room watching Hillary debate, and tweeted: "What happens in Vegas...is I watch @HillaryClinton prove she's the most qualified candidate for POTUS. #ImWithHer". 

- The big question this morning isn't if Hillary won the debate, but who was in Bill's hotel room talking pictures??? 

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Donald Trump also took to Twitter during the debate, repeatedly referring to the Democrat candidates as "Clowns". 

- I guess it takes a Bozo to know one. 

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A Yahoo News survey found that cyber cheating can do as much damage to a marriage as regular cheating. 

- On the bright side, instead of getting an STD, the worst you'll end up with is Carpel Tunnel. 

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A study published in the Lancet found that two thirds of men in China smoke cigarettes. 

- They like them because, like their food, they come in cartons. 

- So this explains all the smoke and smog in Beijing during the Olympics. 

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The Bunny Ranch in Nevada announced that they will begin helping their "employees" pay off their student loans. 

- Instead of a monthly payment, they'll send in the money on an hourly basis. 

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Police found a cell phone and two chargers inside the stomach of a prison inmate who tried to smuggle them into jail after being out on a day pass. 

- Doctors aren't sure if they'll operate or just wait for the butt dialing to begin.  

- Eating a phone? This guy must have had quite the App-etite. 

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Have a great day and I'll see you back here Thursday!

-Dick