It's apparently a done deal... Insiders say Rosie O'Donnell is headed back to "The View" and will co-host with Whoopi Goldberg.  

- They're kinda like "Thelma & Louise"...hopefully with the same ending. 


A Detroit man is in custody after exposing himself at a Starbucks in Royal Oak and then fleeing from the cops. 

- Luckily, eyewitnesses were able to pick him out of a line up by identifying his Frappachino.  

- And they said it was "no Grande". 


On this day in 1995, the Grateful Dead played their last concert at Chicago's Soldier Field. 

- This news comes as a shock to fans of the band who are still in the stands waiting for "intermission" to end. 

- You don't have to be Dead to be Grateful that the band hasn't performed in almost 30 years. 


Last week Joan Rivers walked off the set of a TV interview and now David Letterman turned the tables and walked off the set while he was interviewing Joan on his show. 

- An embarrassed Joan managed to keep a straight face. Then again, Joan ALWAYS keeps a straight face. 

- Joan went on to give a solo performance about her sex life. 


Scientists at MIT are developing a birth control computer chip that can be implanted under the skin. 

- In a gift to humanity, the first one will be implanted in the Octomom. 

- The chip will also let the NSA know when "the moment is right". 


A study by the University of Sheffield found that super massive black holes can belch gas in incredible quantities. 

- So forget Global Warming, Earth stands a good chance of being Burped into extinction. 

- They say the tricky part is getting the black holes to take Bean-O. 


Madonna finally show up for jury duty in New York and was dismissed. 

- Attorneys said she couldn't be impartial because she'd slept with the defendant. 

- And the Judge. 

- And the Bailiff. 

- And Have a great day and I'll see you back here Thursday!