According to a new PPP survey, Congress is less popular with Americans than root canals, head lice, traffic jams, used car salesmen, cockroaches and colonoscopies. 

- At least with colonscopies they knock you out before they rip you a new one. 

On the plus side, Congress is still more popular than the Kardashians, Lindsay Lohan and Gonorrhea. 

- The Kardashians, Linsday Lohan and Gonorrhea…isn’t that kind of redundant.