January 2nd… I hope your Holidays were Safe, Happy and Healthy and that 2013 is a good year for one and all! And now, it’s time to dip our (frozen) toes back into the news of the day… 




According to a study, the profession most likely to contract and spread a flu virus is postal workers. 

- They’re making a movie about it called “The Postman Always Sneezes Twice”. 

- If you catch a cold from a FedEx delivery man, it goes away overnight. 


On New Year’s Eve, Kim Kardashian announced that she and Kanye West are expecting a baby. 

- Suddenly I’m wishing the Mayans had been right about that whole “End of the World” stuff. 

- Kanye said he’s excited, but added that “Beyonce had the greatest birth video of all time.” 


Hugh Hefner donned a tux to marry Playmate Crystal Harris at the Playboy Mansion on New Year’s Eve. There is a 60 year age difference between the two. 

- Because Hugh was exhausted, they began their honeymoon early, and Hugh dropped before the ball did. 

- Instead of rice, guests pelted the happy couple with Viagra. 


According to HeathDay “pubic hair grooming” injuries have increased fivefold over the last ten years. 

- Hopefully this news will prompt people to restrict use of their weed-whacker to edging the front lawn. 


On this day in 1890, Alice Sanger became the first female White House Staffer. 

- Later that day, President Benjamin Harrison called her and asked her to bring a pizza to the Oval Office. 


Have a great 2nd day of the New Year and I’ll see you back here Thursday!