Lindsay Lohan was arrested last night for “leaving the scene of an accident” outside a NYC hotel. She allegedly clipped a pedestrian’s knee while she was parking her Porsche. Lilo said she had no idea she had hit anybody and believe she is “being set up”. She was released without bond and police do not believe alcohol was a factor. 

- If they had requested bail, she was planning on paying it with the jewelry she stole last month. 

- I’ve got two words for Lindsay: Valet Parking.