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DateWednesday, August 8, 2012 at 10:25AM

OMG! Naked Priest Charged With DUI!

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A Priest in Dearborn has been placed on administrative leave after he was caught driving drunk and naked through the streets of Detroit. He’s charged with driving under the influence and indecent exposure.  

- He’d better get a pretty good lawyer or he doesn’t have a prayer. 

- Police said “the collar” wasn’t even wearing his collar.  

- The Priest said there was no need to arrest him as he’d already confessed to himself and given himself absolution. 

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