John Denby, a hotel owner in England, is replacing all of the Gideon Bibles normally found in each guest room with a copy of the steamy “Mommy Porn” novel, “Fifty Shades of Grey”. He says most people are “bored” with the Bible. 

- Holy Moses! 

- And he thought he had a problem with people stealing towels! 

- He’s going to have to use some chains to attach the books to the night stand! Come to think of it, those chains might come in handy!

- When the local clergy heard about it they turned “Fifty Shades of Red”.