A nationwide survey of teenagers found that while 95% have Internet connections, about a third wish they could take a break from going online. 

- Of course it was an online survey, and everybody knows teenagers always tell the truth on the Internet! 

Meanwhile 36% of teenagers wish they could return to a time when there was no such thing as Facebook. 

The same 36% used their allowance money to buy shares in Facebook.  

- The first kid who posted that sentiment was immediately “unfriended” by everyone he knew.